Y'ever notice how guys who "tell the truth" and "tell it like it is" never tell complimentary truths? Even when they are true?
"HEY! THAT SWEATER! IT MAKES YOU LOOK GOOD!"
"THAT SONG YOU PLAYED ON THE GUITAR SOUNDED LIKE SHIT, BUT IT SOUNDS WAY BETTER THAN THE LAST TIME YOU PLAYED IT! YOU'RE IMPROVIN'!"
"Brutal truth-tellers" are self-serving sacks of shit. It's right up there with "curmudgeon" as a self-congratulatory term assholes use. There's so much truth in the world that you can be a dedicated "truth teller" and say all sorts of shit. Good, bad, indifferent.
But of course, for some reason, only the nastiest, shittiest parts of anything are really true, right?
Oh, wait, no. That's a fucking lie.
Well, ain't that some shit?
Just tellin' it like it is.
- OhSoWittyUsername
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