Slappy fight!

Would you live here?

A glass igloo.

A cozy home office.

A loft in Thailand with warm colors.

A "hilltop" house in California, complete with all my favorite ambient lightings!

Beautiful Interiors

A sexy bookstore. Would love to grab a coffee and hang out here all day...

And a sexy library with warm colors.

Bad Influence

On Brutal Honesty

Y'ever notice how guys who "tell the truth" and "tell it like it is" never tell complimentary truths? Even when they are true?

"HEY! THAT SWEATER! IT MAKES YOU LOOK GOOD!"

"THAT SONG YOU PLAYED ON THE GUITAR SOUNDED LIKE SHIT, BUT IT SOUNDS WAY BETTER THAN THE LAST TIME YOU PLAYED IT! YOU'RE IMPROVIN'!"

"Brutal truth-tellers" are self-serving sacks of shit. It's right up there with "curmudgeon" as a self-congratulatory term assholes use. There's so much truth in the world that you can be a dedicated "truth teller" and say all sorts of shit. Good, bad, indifferent.

But of course, for some reason, only the nastiest, shittiest parts of anything are really true, right? 

Oh, wait, no. That's a fucking lie.

Well, ain't that some shit?
Just tellin' it like it is.

- OhSoWittyUsername

Calligraphy & Penmanship

Trying to fix up my writing a bit. Penmanship is really an art!

Touch me 'til I can get my satisfaction, satisfaction, satisfaction.

Scratch scratch scratch!...

PTSD Training Dog

An advertisement for dogs that are trained to help vets who suffer from PTSD. The emotional rollercoaster, man.

My "Salad"

• Avocado
• Chicken and chicken skin
• Sliced roast beef
• Salad
• Grape tomatos
• Olive oil
• Creamy Caesar dressing

This will help me poop!

Anyway, who am I kidding. This is less of me eating a salad than me eating some greens with some meat and salad dressing. And avocado. Can't ignore avocado...

Time Lapse

This is beautiful... what if the stars were actually that bright! That would be amazing.

I Challenge You!

Maldron: i challenge you to a pokemon battle!
Me: gg in advance, i have 6 lvl 100 furrets you lose
Maldron: god damnit